Friday, July 2, 2010

Quotes from one foodie to another

Bored at work and started to wonder if there were quotes by other foodies. Here's a smattering of what I found. Enjoy!

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my god...I could be eating a slow learner." ~ Lynda Montgomery

"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans" ~ Ronald Reagan

"Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it"

"No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention" ~ Christopher Morley

"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?" ~ Dennis Miller

"Statistics show that those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive" ~ George Bernard Shaw

"Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity." ~ Voltaire

"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends." ~Orson Welles

"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling" ~ Dave Barry

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